Wasu vainamata, Mwari ndinokumbira kuti mundipe simba sera Moses akanera ocean nendonga rakabviroita separate , ndokumbira simba seramakapa ana Daniel vakakandwa mugomba rema hngry lion dzakabviro mu snifa snifa dzakabviro shaye apetite
In English…she was raped, Shona…akabatwa chibharo, Wasu…aka sexswa ngebhinya
Wasu’s wife boarded a bus full of English-speaking people, then a daughter of a certain lady called her mother -, mommy x2, mother- “what is it, my daughter”. The daughter replied” I am hungry”. 2 minutes after Wasu’s daughter called her Momy twice. Mother responded “what is it my daughter” , daughter – “ah ah handina kudhote ndoda kuuya ikweyo.”
Ana wasu ari two azwa ngenhomba yekude nyama kwakuchiopinde muforest kuti atsvagire mhuri nyama, zvisineiwo akawanikidza Chipembere chakarara zvacho. Sezvamunozivawo chipembere chinoburitsa muchaza (matumbu)panze kana chakaite relax, ana wasu kwakuchofunga kuti chakafa kwakuchiobakisa moto kuti amboite braai, umweni wacho kwakuchiobate matumbu eChipembere achida kucheka ngeknife sezvineiwo chakabva chamuka kwakudzosera muchaza mukati pamwechete ngekudhonza muoko wawasu kwakutange kutiza, wasu akatanga achamhanya ari padivi bhururu wacho achitevera ari kumashure achisheedzera achiti, “Bate tree, bate tree”. Wasu akazodzimara aneta ngekumhanyiswa ngechipembere kwakuchiosheedzera kuna bhururu wake achioti, “Kana wasvika kuumba wobriefa amweni kuti ndahambe ngeanimal”
Hanzi nekambuya tikasaite meet kwaRusape tingoite collide kwaMutare
mumwe wasu driver aibva Bulawayo akananga Mutare for a wedding….apa aifamba 110km per hr coz vanga vakadyiwa netime…..wasu kwakuchimiswa ngetraffic police…..akanz iwe kufamba rudzii unoda kuuraya vanhu asi……wasu ochoputika ngelafta….zvikazi officer mwandipedza….sandi anhuba aya…mandeere.
wasu teacher at kutama college was so excited to tel his class a clasik secret….akati imi ana ..mwaiziya ere kuti tom munhu umwe basi but tomas anhu akawanda..
Wasu varwara nemudumbu kwakuite prayer ”Mwari vamweni munavatora ngeAccident, vamwe ngeNatural causes vamwe nge different sickness’ asi ini mode kunditora ngedhodhi here ngemanyoka shuwa!!!!
Wasu akatsvaga mukomana wemombe kwakuchimutaurira kuti aite careful muforest ngekuti mune mapoisonus snakes,kwakumubhuyira kuti wakaitwe bite ngesnake pa ankle anofanira kuite tight paknee kuti poison isahambe ngemuiri,mufana wakazoitwe bite ngesnake musoro kwakuite tight huro zvikanzi nawasu handini ndakamuuraya wakafa ngestrangulation!
Smebody asked wasu kuti sei achingoti akabvunzwa mubvunzo anongoti ngei.wasu akamboti zii ndokuzoti ngei wadaro.