It’s time for laughter, let’s bend our ribs a little...
Chuck Norris’s belly button is actually a power outlet.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ‘Two seconds till.’ After you ask, ‘Two seconds to what?’ he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for a month.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can fight himself and win.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to shave. His beard is scared to grow.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies.
Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.